Stuff Outside the Window at 2am

There is a man across the street standing in front of the vegetarian roti place. He is at a forty-five degree angle from the wall and not moving. It is weird and I wonder why he is there. Oh geez, I think he’s peeing. Yep, definitely peeing. And he’s moving on. Why the forty-five degree angle, though? Why wouldn’t he just face the wall? Hmm, curious. Now he’s gone and there’s no one else - wait - a guy in a white shirt and black pants just walked by rather briskly for two in the morning. Ok, now there’s no one else. Quiet night on London Street. This was a dumb idea.